10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS