10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway