10 Random Poker Quotes

women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Why not, when some because there are three.
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi