10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"