10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim