10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls