10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"