10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm