10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.