10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.