10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.