10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear