10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers