10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill