10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for loners.