10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow