10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!