10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth