10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• It's Free To Fold...
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway