10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--