10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)