10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for loners.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway