10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.