10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.