10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS