10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die