10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)