10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- im going to 2 out you to death