10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright