10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'