10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!