10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
in the poker game of life women are the rake
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Those eggs smell delicious!