10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die