10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..