10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo