10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!