10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris