10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs