10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.