10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)