10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!