10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --