10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "No river, no fish."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."