10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.