10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer