10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003