10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A