10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave