10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls