10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.